Hai. My name is Maya. I am almost too weird to function. Psychedelic Pointer

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

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kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

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aureat:

on valentines day there should be free food for everyone who’s single

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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

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finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666
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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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basedgaben:

When you find a fresh new reaction image and you search desperately for any possible way you can use it

image

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officialfrenchtoast:

how many followers do u need before people start buying stuff for you from your amazon wishlist

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