Hai. My name is Maya. I am almost too weird to function. Psychedelic Pointer


who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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i hate when you’re outside and the sun

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Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”


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  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no
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being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

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