Hai. My name is Maya. I am almost too weird to function. Psychedelic Pointer

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

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oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

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klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

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